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Goodr Zombie Skin Care Routine Zombie influencer on Insta: "I've been getting a lot of questions about my skincare routine." (Literally NO one asked.) We all know your filthy secret is a steady diet of brains. These gray OGs with black gradient lenses...

Goodr Don't Make Me Blush Did you know that Freud said blushing is just an expression of repressed sexual desire?! Go ahead. Express yourself with these Don't Make Me Blush shades: delectable blush pink OG frames with dusty pink gradient lenses. We...

Goodr Mauve Mood Board Circle G's get moody in a mauve translucent frame with rose gradient lenses. Perfect for dappled light conditions, such as trail runs & rides. Best used for manifesting your most stylish destiny. (No glue sticks or magazine...

GOODR Add the Chrome Package An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. Mirrored Lenses For Regular Heads, Best for Road, Trail, or Taco...

Goodr Shrimpin' Ain't Easy  Riddle us this. JUMBO shrimp are supposed to be the pinnacle of shrimp cocktail, yeah? But where's the love for average, normal, maybe slightly shrimpy shrimp?! A rim of a shrimp cocktail glass can only hold SO many...

Goodr Short With Benefits How does it feel to lay in the bed in any orientation you want and not have your feet hang dangerously off of the edge, completely vulnerable to the monsters hiding under there?! How does it feel to not constantly be banging...

Goodr It's Octopuses, Not Octopi LISTEN UP!!!! If you're coming with us to the octopus party, you need to know a few things. One, don't make any jokes about sushi. It's cringe. Two, don't ask if you can touch their tentacles. We know you're curious...

Goodr Dr. Ray, Sting FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Stingrays are friends...NOT. Stingrays are a-holes! ("What?! Blasphemy! Where is your evidence for this preposterous claim?" - Dr. Ray, Sting). Have you ever been stung? That HURTS. And peeing on it...

Goodr Thanks, They're Vintage What's the difference between vintage, antique & retro?Vintage: "characterized by excellence, maturity, and enduring appeal; classic," with true vintage at 50 years old.Antique: "an object having special value because...

Goodr Electrical Dinotopia Carnival Got it? Good! Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking...

Goodr Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees Sunglasses With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons. Mirrored Reflective LensesTall & Wide Heads Best for...

Goodr Bosley Basset's Hound Dreams Sunglasses Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking...