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Goodr I'd Mildew You Limited, textured green-tile sunnies w/ dark green gradient lenses that are more exciting than an all-original mid-century bathroom. What insidious soap-scum secrets lurk deep within those grout lines? You'd scour this bathroom SO...

Goodr Pool Noodle Battle Hero Float like a flamingo, fight like a pool god. These pink Tidal G sunglasses with reflective water-repellent lenses are unsinkable. If they go flying in the splash zone, just scoop ’em up instead of mourning them like...

Goodr They Call Me Unsinkable They float now?! They float now. These dark blue floating sunglasses with dark blue reflective water-repellent lenses will never ghost you while kayaking, paddleboarding, boating, jet skiing, or lounging on a floatie. If...

Goodr Chateau de Maraschino Welcome to Château de Maraschino, where bold style flows as freely as the top-shelf spirits. These striking orange half-rim frames and orange reflective lenses are a toast to indulgence—effortlessly cool,...

Goodr Will Brake for Mermaids SKRRRRR!!! Are those translucent teal Pop Gs with reflective teal lenses?! Yep, these luminous, show-stopping peepers are perfect for signaling that you only stop for mystical creatures and keeping up with your wildest,...

Goodr Not Gray, Diet Black "These aren't gray; they're diet black, darling!!!" These dark ash gray Glam Gs with black gradient lenses now have half the calories but all the sweetness and style of our regular black cat-eye sunglasses!!! Just-right...

Goodr Zombie Skin Care Routine Zombie influencer on Insta: "I've been getting a lot of questions about my skincare routine." (Literally NO one asked.) We all know your filthy secret is a steady diet of brains. These gray OGs with black gradient lenses...

Goodr New Wave Renegade If you've ever stolen the company time machine and gone back in time to pick up a handsome stranger from an authentic New Wave bar just for fashion tips, you might be a New Wave Renegade. You should've just snagged a pair of...

Goodr Mauve Mood Board Circle G's get moody in a mauve translucent frame with rose gradient lenses. Perfect for dappled light conditions, such as trail runs & rides. Best used for manifesting your most stylish destiny. (No glue sticks or magazine...

Goodr Shrimpin' Ain't Easy  Riddle us this. JUMBO shrimp are supposed to be the pinnacle of shrimp cocktail, yeah? But where's the love for average, normal, maybe slightly shrimpy shrimp?! A rim of a shrimp cocktail glass can only hold SO many...

Goodr Short With Benefits How does it feel to lay in the bed in any orientation you want and not have your feet hang dangerously off of the edge, completely vulnerable to the monsters hiding under there?! How does it feel to not constantly be banging...

Goodr Mint Julep Electroshocks With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons. Gradient Dark LensesFor Tall & Wide Heads Best for OCRs, PBRs NO...