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Goodr Not Gray, Diet Black "These aren't gray; they're diet black, darling!!!" These dark ash gray Glam Gs with black gradient lenses now have half the calories but all the sweetness and style of our regular black cat-eye sunglasses!!! Just-right...

Goodr Dinner Mint Debauchery You know how it is. You pop a dinner mint. Debauchery ensues. It's what inspired these fresh AF mint green OG sunnies with dark green gradient lenses. Unfortunately, they can't save you from garlic breath. Just-right...

Goodr Zombie Skin Care Routine Zombie influencer on Insta: "I've been getting a lot of questions about my skincare routine." (Literally NO one asked.) We all know your filthy secret is a steady diet of brains. These gray OGs with black gradient lenses...

Goodr New Wave Renegade If you've ever stolen the company time machine and gone back in time to pick up a handsome stranger from an authentic New Wave bar just for fashion tips, you might be a New Wave Renegade. You should've just snagged a pair of...

Goodr Mauve Mood Board Circle G's get moody in a mauve translucent frame with rose gradient lenses. Perfect for dappled light conditions, such as trail runs & rides. Best used for manifesting your most stylish destiny. (No glue sticks or magazine...

Goodr Shrimpin' Ain't Easy  Riddle us this. JUMBO shrimp are supposed to be the pinnacle of shrimp cocktail, yeah? But where's the love for average, normal, maybe slightly shrimpy shrimp?! A rim of a shrimp cocktail glass can only hold SO many...

Goodr It's Octopuses, Not Octopi LISTEN UP!!!! If you're coming with us to the octopus party, you need to know a few things. One, don't make any jokes about sushi. It's cringe. Two, don't ask if you can touch their tentacles. We know you're curious...

Goodr Dr. Ray, Sting FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Stingrays are friends...NOT. Stingrays are a-holes! ("What?! Blasphemy! Where is your evidence for this preposterous claim?" - Dr. Ray, Sting). Have you ever been stung? That HURTS. And peeing on it...

Goodr Thanks, They're Vintage What's the difference between vintage, antique & retro?Vintage: "characterized by excellence, maturity, and enduring appeal; classic," with true vintage at 50 years old.Antique: "an object having special value because...

Goodr Cheesy Flight Attendant Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They're aviator frames. But that doesn't qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Cheesy Flight Attendant. Get it? Colby Jack?!?! That was a thinker. Psst!...

Goodr Buzzed On The Tower Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames...

Goodr Electrical Dinotopia Carnival Got it? Good! Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking...